What the H--E-L-LOween

One of the things I am actually getting excited for is Halloween. Every year I say I am going to dress up, but then actually think about venturing downtown (and fighting all of the drunk stupid people on the streets) and that puts a halt on all of my plans. We normally end up on the couch watching some bad 80’s horror film.

Well my younger sisters are actually coming to visit and my youngest is turning 21….HOLLA! So I am being proactive and pursing through the costumes but its being brought to my attention that woman’s Halloween costumes are so TRASHY. I understand that Halloween is the only time you can dress like a Tramp (and no disrespect to all my Tramps out there) and not be called out on it, but I have to question some of the costumes they have made “Sexy”.

Last time I checked there was NOTHING sexy about Chucky! I mean he was a wacked out Baby Doll.

Ladies when has your man been like, damn that is one sexy crayon....LOL!!! (and if he has I request you force him to get HELP immediatly!!)

I guess she must work in Hell!!

I understand you have a "Hard Hat" on, but this just seems dangerous for construction!!

I could literally go on for days, these costumes are so crazy ridiculous.  I guess that the good thing about Halloween, you can be whatever the Hell your mind can think of...LOL!!