Holla....

The other day the BF and I were looking through the movie listings to find something to entertain us for the day. I noticed that the Alamo Drafthouse was playing the Never Ending Story. Can I just say when my older brother took me to see that movie almost 20 years ago; it was the most frightening horrifying movie ever. That creepy white dog flying around and that whole scene where he gets stuck on the mud left me with nightmares for days.

(Looking at this picture, still makes me shudder)

The only consoling thing was the thought that some day Atreyu would be my “Baby Daddy” (don’t laugh, you know you thought it too).

I had to pass on seeing that movie; I was concerned that even as an adult I would have many sleepless nights after a viewing of that movie. Tonight we got tickets to see Mickey Avalon, whom I love. This is our second time seeing him in concert, so I know it will be kick ass!! The only downer is I am soooooooooooo sleepy!! I am getting old, I can admit it. Those days of staying up past 10pm are slowly creeping away from me. When I was told the doors were opening at 9am and the show starts at 10pm, I almost died. I can’t stay awake that long, I mean my normal night has me in bed by 9ish after a full night of the Golden Girls (WOW, I am an old lady). I am going to be a trooper and drink lots of Red Bull and try to hang with the young kids tonight (and I will take a pre-nap later today...LOL!!).

I hope everyone has some fun plans for the weekend…and my super awesome news shall be announced on Monday!!

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Its been a while since I've had one of these "fun" calls, but thought I would share this little gem I received today:

Me: Thank you for calling Blah Blah this is Miss Kitty how may I help you?

Caller: This is Maggie May, I just want to make it clear that I am really a woman, I just have a man-like voice

Me: "very pregnant pause"

Caller: Do you understand

Me: um, understand what (at this point I am totally confused)

Caller: that I am really a woman

Me: um, sure

Caller: Thats good, because I didn't want us to have any problems when I callback.

Caller: Hangs up

Me: Once again confused as to how these people get my number!!

Addictions Pt. 2

I had so much fun doing my last posting about my newfound addictions I thought I would do another one.

1. IZZE DRINKS

I am still trying to stay off the soda and have found a new drink that helps me when I start to Jones. Izze Sparkling drinks. These things are so good, its basically fruit juice mixed with sparkling water. They come in all different flavors, but right now I am digging the Clementine and Blackberry.

2. BIF NAKED

Now, I’ve been in LOVE with Bif Naked for years, but it got to the point where I played her CD’s so much they were losing her sparks. I stored them away for several months and the other day one of her songs came on my MP3 player and it was true love all over again. I love Bif so much, because I truly believe if there was ever a soundtrack to my life it would be written by her. Every song she sings, I can relate it to some part of my life. (Plus she is a hot rocker chick, which I love!!)


One of my favorites is called “Everyday”. This song truly speaks to my heart and really helped me during a dark period in my life. The lyrics really speak the truth and tell us to live everyday like it’s our last!

3. WRITING LETTERS

With text messages, Facebook and email people don’t take the time to write anymore. I have a ton of pretty stationary that never gets used, so, I’ve made it my mission to send someone special to me a letter once a week. I know how much I love getting stuff in the mail, so I want to share that joy with others.

***Email me an address if you want me to drop you a note, and I promise with my 100 hours of counseling I am truly over that whole stalking issue I had..LOL ***

Weekend Recap.....

The BF and I tried dim sum at a new place that opened up in town over the weekend. It was fun trying all of the little dishes, some were super yummy and others were quite questionable. I would recommend trying the experince if you have never done it before.

On Saturday I took the plunge and went to get a haircut. I really like my stylist, and she totally gets me when it comes to my hair. I wanted something different and modern and with BANGS...and well I got it.

I am still adjusting to the hair, because its totally different than anything I have ever had. If nothing else I will just go get a good WEAVE...LOL!!


I also have some super super exciting news that I am dying to share. I think next week I will be able to share the info, once I get the confirmation, so STAY TUNED.

Weekend Recap....

I am still alive, been super busy hanging out with my little sister who came to visit over the Halloween weekend. As far as Halloween went, we drove downtown and it was a mad house, so we decided to all stay in and rent some cheesy horror movies. We watched Zombie Strippers, and yes it was an award winning film…LOL (and yes we do have TERRIBLE taste in movies)!!

We did a massive amount of shopping, and my little sister got me the most AWESOME present ever.

Yes..a SNUGGIE. I was trying to see if a belt would make it more work appropriate….didn’t think it worked (and yes I am a huge DORK)!!! I have to admit I love my Snuggie and have been using it all week. I think I know what I am getting everyone for Christmas!

Gem Sweata...

I've been a little busy bee, and been slacking in the posting capacity. The BF and I went to the Erotic Carnival and it was a ton of fun. We got to watch some of our favorite burlesque performers put on an awesome show, which is always a pleasure. I took a bunch of pictures which you can view at the DollFace Myspace. ( I am way too lazy to post all those pics here...LOL!!)

(See my excitement for the show!!)

A few days ago I was super suprised by the BF. I was in the middle of completing a cake order when I asked him to run to the store to pick up a few things for me. He comes back juggling a ton of bags and out of the corner of my eye I notice a big box. I start putting up the grocery items and get to the bag with the box and almost died. If you have been following me you know I am totally obessed with MADE FOR TV items. Well one of the items I had been watching for was the Perfect Brownie Pan.....well guess what my darling got me!!

My little sister is visiting for a few days, so I am looking forward to a fun-filled weekend. I am a little bummed, my sailor suit has not arrived as of today, so I don't know what I am going to do for Halloween. Maybe I will make a trip to Goodwill and get myself a Gem Sweater....LOL!!

Halloween Costumes!

I received an email this morning with a picture of the cutest Halloween Costume… a costume that was created just for me….wait for it….wait for it… it was a

Hello Kitty Pin-up Costume! I almost died when I saw this costume and thanked the Costume gods for creating something that had to be created just for me. Well I went on a search to find this lovely costume, and guess what, my favorite store was selling them. I cruised over to the Target website and low and behold the costume was there, I clicked on the button to order it and Damn it to Heck, they didn't have my size.

I’ve been searching all morning to find this costume and have had no luck. I did find some other cute Hello Kitty Costumes.

Once again they are all made for girls with no boobs, hips or thighs…which counts me out!!!!!

Now I am sitting here with a major sad face….

oh why oh why, must I be blessed with this amazing Curvaceous body...LOL!!! No worries, I’ve got my sailor thing going on, so it will be all good.

This weekend the BF and I got invites to some fun events going down.

I don’t know which ones were going to check out (its so cold here, I just want to snuggle up in some warm PJ’s and crawl under the covers) but I promise to take lots of pictures to share.

Should I Whip It?

A few weeks ago I went and saw the movie “Whip It” and fell in love. It had a great story and was just really funny. Have you ever seen a great movie and thought how awesome would it be to live that story? Well I came across something the other day that might just give me that opportunity.

The Texas Roller Derby League is holding try-outs, and I am highly considering trying out. I have not skated since my JR. High days, but I was pretty Bad-Ass in my white skates with the hot pink laces and matching pom pom’s. The BF doesn’t want me to do it; he is scared I might get hurt….but you only live once. I mean how many cool points would I earn, just to be able to say I tried out, and if nothing else it would make great blog material...LOL!!

What do you guys think??

(Photo from Boopsie.Daisy)