Do you ever find yourself using the same term over and over, I noticed the other day that I use the term “ I am going to punch you in the face if you …..” quite often.
I knew it was a problem when I was trying to get Loco to come over to me (so I could put on his AWESOME new jacket I bought him, it’s a retro 90’s bubble jacket with a fur hood and yes it gets better…its CAMO, he could totally be in a Tupac video) well he was not listening and I was like Dude, I am going to punch you in the face if you don’t come over here … I have no idea where I picked up this term, but I think I say it in other other sentence such as:
I am going to punch you in the face if you continue to keep me waiting in this line, while you ramble through your huge suitcase of a purse looking for change….just give them a dollar…GEESH!
I am going to punch you in the face if you ask me one more time to look at pictures of your awful looking grandchildren, does the expression on my face show any sign of caring?
I am going to punch you in face if you don’t get off your stupid cell phone and stop driving like your Mr. Magoo.
I am going to punch you in the face if you continue to keep me waiting in this line, while you ramble through your huge suitcase of a purse looking for change….just give them a dollar…GEESH!
I am going to punch you in the face if you ask me one more time to look at pictures of your awful looking grandchildren, does the expression on my face show any sign of caring?
I am going to punch you in face if you don’t get off your stupid cell phone and stop driving like your Mr. Magoo.
I am going to punch you in the face if you stop reading my blog… I kid I kid..
Actually the more I think about it, its quite a useful and Versatile term!! So have a great weekend and make sure to Punch someone in the face!!!
I made a t-shirt that says I'm gunna kick you in the junk... hehehe
ReplyDeletethat's a good one. i also enjoy "i'm going 2 beat your ass."
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
ReplyDeleteI frequently say "I'm so mad/upset/angry I could stab somebody in the leg!" My boyfriend things I'm violent for saying talking about stabbing people, but it's only a phrase.
i love these kinds of sayings!i say "if you do that i'm gonna punch you in the face" and things like i'm gonna stab someone in the ear.it's all jest,and it's so awesome i'm not the only one!x
ReplyDeleteI always sya Im going to Kill you which really is way worse than a punch in the face! Cheer up sista! Christmas is so so soon whoop whoop!! If it makes you feel better I am at school at day and work all night (On A SATURDAY!!!) ewww have a happy weekend :) xo
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious! I need to start saying that! Especially at Walmart.
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