As Seen on TV...

The other night flipping through the channels I came across The Home Shopping Network (HSN). I don’t normally watch things like this, because I am going to be quite honest it feeds into a problem I have. I have been diagnosed (by the BF) with an incurable disease known, as “I must own crap from TV-ITIS”. Symptoms usually flair up anytime one of those “As seen on TV” commercials appear, and it all goes from down hill from there. I am a Sucker, I can say it openly. I see something on TV and I get sucked in and the next thing I know I am like I MUST HAVE YOU. With treatment (cutting up my credit cards) I have been able to stop myself from getting sicker. The following items have been known to cause instant reactions:

The Bumpit - umm..who doesn't love walking around looking like a Texas beauty queen... I DO...I DO!!

(Bumpits can make me this perfect..SOLD!!)

SmoothAway - So, let me get this right, all I have to do is rub and rub with the sandpaper like material and all my hair will disappear like MAGIC....This is beyond genius.

The Snuggie - Do I even need words to describe the AWESOMENESS of this product? (people its not a bath robe turned backwards, tons of research and scientific date went into creating a blakent that would allow me to stay warm and still talk on the phone.) Also, keep this on the hush hush, but I have been informed by my dealer they now come in Cheetah print....SAY WHAT.

Perfect Brownie Baking Pan - bakes each piece separately so they are flakey and crispy on the outside, but rich and gooey on the inside. ( I don't care what the BF says this one actually makes sense and I am getting it)

If you too suffer from this disease, its okay, with Shock Treatment (finding out the what the shipping and handling charges are going to be) you can live a full and healthy life…Just like me!

(You can say it...I am working my Bumpit)