Thursday, July 30, 2009

As Seen on TV...

The other night flipping through the channels I came across The Home Shopping Network (HSN). I don’t normally watch things like this, because I am going to be quite honest it feeds into a problem I have. I have been diagnosed (by the BF) with an incurable disease known, as “I must own crap from TV-ITIS”. Symptoms usually flair up anytime one of those “As seen on TV” commercials appear, and it all goes from down hill from there. I am a Sucker, I can say it openly. I see something on TV and I get sucked in and the next thing I know I am like I MUST HAVE YOU. With treatment (cutting up my credit cards) I have been able to stop myself from getting sicker. The following items have been known to cause instant reactions:



The Bumpit - umm..who doesn't love walking around looking like a Texas beauty queen... I DO...I DO!!

(Bumpits can make me this perfect..SOLD!!)



SmoothAway - So, let me get this right, all I have to do is rub and rub with the sandpaper like material and all my hair will disappear like MAGIC....This is beyond genius.

The Snuggie - Do I even need words to describe the AWESOMENESS of this product? (people its not a bath robe turned backwards, tons of research and scientific date went into creating a blakent that would allow me to stay warm and still talk on the phone.) Also, keep this on the hush hush, but I have been informed by my dealer they now come in Cheetah print....SAY WHAT.


Perfect Brownie Baking Pan - bakes each piece separately so they are flakey and crispy on the outside, but rich and gooey on the inside. ( I don't care what the BF says this one actually makes sense and I am getting it)


If you too suffer from this disease, its okay, with Shock Treatment (finding out the what the shipping and handling charges are going to be) you can live a full and healthy life…Just like me!

(You can say it...I am working my Bumpit)




10 comments:

  1. Cringing as I admit this, but I know 4 people who purchased the backwards oversized robe ... I mean Snuggie ... lol ... and that bump it thing is cool! I'm natural so my hair is already puffily fluffy ... but I like some of the styles they produce with it! I love informercials, but have never bought anything from them directly ... My process includes googling reviews, then checking ebay or my local Walgreens (they have an entire "as seen on tv" aisle!!!) ...

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  2. BUMPIT - hysterical, i could not stop laughing (as usual) at your blog right now...wa ha ha.

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  3. You know you can but all those things at Walgreens. haha

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  4. Stopped in from Brittany's to say hi! You crack me up!

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  5. YOU ARE HILARIOUS I TOO WILL ADMIT IM A SUCKER FOR INFORMERCIALS...THE LAST THING I BOUGHT WERE THE BUMBITS AND I LOVE THEM I USE THEM ALMOST EVERYDAY NO MORE NEED TO USE A WHOLE CAN OF HAIRSPRAY TO GIVE MY NATURALLY FLAT FLAT HAIR A BIT OF HEIGHT....

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  6. my first time here.. and I am already a big fan of your wit.. following ya from now..

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  7. Haha, I feel your pain. I too am drawn to tv sales pitches like a moth to a flame (I usually don't buy things, I just sit there and long for them). My friend has a snuggie, I even got to see her wear it once. It was pretty funny.

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  8. Hilarious! Your posts really do crack me up! I have to agree with you, the brownie tin makes sense! The rest well...I think I'll wait till the cheater print Snuggie comes out before I buy one...

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  9. omg I totally want a bump it and I have no clue why. Maybe because I too want to be a Texas beauty queen as well. Or maybe it's because I'm short and could use the extra height. :)

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  10. LOL @ this post. I would go for the Perfect Brownie Baking Pan and skip the rest

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