Me: Thank you for calling blah blah, this is Miss Kitty how can I help you
Caller: Hi, My name is Ester Morgan I go by E.J
Me: (thinking): I didn’t ask you for your name or your nickname.
Side note: So, at this point were just sitting on the phone in silence, because yes we’ve established names, but I still don’t know what you want.
E.J: Are you still there?
E.J: okay ….then proceeds to hang up on me
Me: Sitting at desk with phone in hand….quite confused!
**Did I just get punked by a crazy person?**